homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

rewriteicarus:

wow, that new sam pepper prank is hilarious. people aren’t uncomfortable with this shit at all. people don’t take it seriously, right, it’s just a joke, which is exactly why a guy who did an incredibly similar thing to my friend is looking at three years in prison. hilarious, top quality humour, a+

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake thinks he hears the voice of God, then quickly realizes it’s only the airport loudspeakers

Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it.
Unknown (via stevenbong)

(Source: ispeakquotes.com)

(Source: de4thstarr)

plizm:

Phil Bergerson - Shards of America (2004)

(Source: uglyomen)

addisonsmontgomery:

Bad Judge trailer | for those outside of the US. (Thank you azrobbinsmd)

(Source: 1amsterdam)

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